phallic succulent Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose | Long Form | Type A
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phallic succulent Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose | Long Form | Type A

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phallic succulent Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose | Long Form | Type APenis Cactus Long Form Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose also known as TBM long form type A. This listing is for exact rooted plants shipped bare root, each has at least 1 areole to produce offsets, if its not visible in the photo its buried under the soil. Each specimen is numbered and will have a photo of both sides in this listing. The Penis Cactus long form is an especially rare and coveted Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose variety, sought after by

Penis Cactus | Long Form | Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose also known as TBM long form type A. This listing is for exact rooted plants shipped bare root, each has at least 1 areole to produce offsets, if it’s not visible in the photo it’s buried under the soil. Each specimen is numbered and will have a photo of both sides in this listing.

The Penis Cactus long form is an especially rare and coveted Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose variety, sought after by collectors for its unique humoruous look, branching habit, and occaisounally glaucous blue coloration on new growth. It is largely variable and prone to having scarred appearance. Its impressive branching and distinct look make it a must-have for any cactus collector.

TBM Long Form Cultivar. Known for producing the longest and most phallic offsets. These are especailly prone to fungal infections on the dermis and will have some markings and imperfections that we try to keep to a minimum but are expected. 

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Lee
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
My Border Collie's absolute favorite toy!
Size: Small, Style: Chipmunk
Stuffed animal (with squeaker) securely attached to rope hoop. Lasts a long time as a kind of frisbee. However, really an outdoor toy for active play, because when my dog has a chance to lie down comfortably this toy will get torn apart and shredded fast!!! (This is his third!) Can be repaired for awhile to prolong use with strong cotton carpet thread, but it is not immortal, so be advised.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 17, 2025
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Abigail
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Fantastic Toy, Completely Worth It!
Size: Small, Style: Mallard Duck, Size: Small, Style: Mallard Duck
Ever so slightly smaller than I expected but that’s really on me for not checking the measurements. It’s not too small anyway, so it’s alright. It’s definitely a very high quality material, my dog plays super rough with it and still has yet to make more than a very tiny hole (which was easy to stitch). It’s well-stuffed, super cute, and not too realistic but realistic enough to give that duck vibe. It’s built very sturdy, so I expect it will last a long time still. It survived its first two washes just fine as well as the dryer, and the quality of the fuzz hasn’t really gone down. Definitely worth the buy! Will absolutely buy a second one when he finally does destroy this one, since he’s obsessed with it. It’s his favorite toy (and honestly, mine too, it keeps him so entertained and it holds up wonderfully).
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Reviewed in the United States on December 7, 2025
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Richard M. Allen
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 4
Nice but not strong enough
Size: Small, Style: Chipmunk
I buy these for my two Corgis, who love to play tug of war with them. But it doesn't take very long for the ropes to pull out. I wish they were a little stronger.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 13, 2024
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David Golombowski
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 1
Not up up to puppy play
Size: Small, Style: Chipmunk, Size: Small, Style: Chipmunk
This pet toy sure looks nice but it’s not made to hold up to any type of play. We have 5 lb puppy and she pulled the rope out of the body in two days. We returned it and got a replacement. That one lasted three days before the fuzzy surface was shedding all over our carpet and she was ingesting the material. If it can’t hold up to a 5 lb puppy, I can’t imagine what a larger dog would do to it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
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Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Great toy
Size: Large, Style: Squirrel
My two dogs loved to tear into this toy. Looks like the real thing. Not very loud squeek, so it works for me.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2025

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